HUMOROUS BIBLE HEADLINES 🌹 HEADLINES FROM THE BIBLICAL TIMES These headlines take Bible humour and insight a step further into enjoying its contents. The headlines blend biblical stories with modern-day analysis and commentary that highlight the absurdity, brilliance, and eternal relevance of these tales. Let's peruse the news! 🌹 GUINNESS BOOK OF BIBLICAL RECORDS 😂 WORLD'S WISEST MAN CROWNED—LEADERS WORLDWIDE SCRAMBLE FOR HIS ADVICE! Solomon has been officially crowned the wisest man on earth, with requests for his advice flooding in from every corner of the globe. However, his recent decision to settle a dispute by suggesting a baby be cut in half has left some wondering if his methods might be a bit too cutting edge (1 Kings 4:29-34). 😂 WORLD'S BIGGEST BULLY SLAIN WITH A STONE AND SWORD—SMALL ARMS MANUFACTURERS SEE A DROP IN STOCK PRICES! Goliath’s fall at the hands of young David has led to a sharp decline in the demand for large weapons of war, with military
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