JOKES

 

WHAT IF ADAM AND EVE WERE AFRICANS?!

This is hilariously brilliant! 

In this portion of bible jokes about Eden, we blend the humorous concept of Adam and Eve praying powerful prayer points in the Nigerian's Olukoya's style which is both creative and engaging. 

These funny and dramatic prayer points blend the powerful style of Olukoya's prayers with a humorous take on Adam and Eve's experiences. 

They capture the fiery and sometimes exaggerated nature of spiritual warfare prayers, but with a playful twist suitable for your enjoyment and reflection. 

The style of prayer points from Olukoya often involves commanding the destruction of evil forces, reversing curses, and calling down divine intervention in dramatic ways, which adds to the humor when imagined in the context of Adam and Eve. 

Surely African prayer-points have been found to bear very interesting angles to deal with snakes and serpents! With the added elements of worms, designer clothes, and violent ways to deal with the serpent, the humorous approach still maintains a powerful tone typical of the Bible-inspired style. 

This idea is explored and expanded into a full set of 30 funny prayer points, sharing them equally between Adam and Eve. Doubtlessly this will make your day! Share the same with every Nigerian who can bear the crackers!

Adam's Prayer Points:

1. You Deceiving Serpent, DIE by fire!  

   "Every serpent of deception in my garden, receive the fire of God! Turn to ashes now, in Jesus' name!"

2. Garden Invaders, SCATTER!  

   "Every spirit of disorder invading my peace, I command you to scatter by fire! My garden shall remain perfect, in Jesus' name!"

3. You Nakedness Spirit, be CLOTHED!  

   "Every spirit of shame and nakedness, your time is up! Be clothed in the garment of glory, in Jesus' name!"

4. Forbidden Fruit, turn to DUST!  

   "Every enticing fruit of disobedience, dry up and turn to dust! I shall not partake in your lies, in Jesus' name!"

5. You Talking Snake, GO DUMB!  

   "Every lying tongue of the serpent, be silenced forever! Let the voice of truth prevail, in Jesus' name!"

Eve's Prayer Points:

6. You Sweet-talking Serpent, LOSE your tongue!  

   "Every smooth-talking deceiver, lose your speech power! I shall not fall for your tricks, in Jesus' name!"

7. Every Whisper of Doubt, SHUT UP!  

   "Every whisper that challenges God's word, I silence you by fire! My faith shall not be shaken, in Jesus' name!"

8. Tree of Temptation, wither AWAY!  

   "Every tree of temptation bearing forbidden fruit, wither away now! My eyes shall not look upon you, in Jesus' name!"

9. You Curse of Childbirth, be REVERSED!  

    "Every curse of pain and suffering, I reverse you by fire! My blessings shall multiply without sorrow, in Jesus' name!"

10. Serpent's Plan, BACKFIRE!  

    "Every evil plan of the serpent, I command you to backfire! Let your own schemes destroy you, in Jesus' name!"

 If youre still reading, I'm sure you're smiling! I'm glad you're enjoying these! Let's enhance the humor and creativity even more with some wormy apples, designer clothes, and serpents turned into history and museum pieces. 

Adam's Prayer Points :

11. You Wormy Apple of Temptation, be DEVOURED!  

   "Every apple carrying the seed of sin, be devoured by worms of destruction! I shall not bite into corruption, in Jesus' name!"

12. Shame, be SWALLOWED by Designer Clothes!  

    "Every garment of shame, be swallowed up by heavenly designer clothes! I shall walk in divine fashion, in Jesus' name!"

13. Serpent’s Language, be CONFUSED!  

   - "Every deceptive language of the serpent, be confused and scattered! Let the serpent speak nonsense, in Jesus' name!"

14. You Snake, become HISSSStorical!  

    "Every serpent in my life, become hisssstory by fire! Let your influence be erased from my life, in Jesus' name!"

Eve's Prayer Points:

15. Apple of Deception, be DESTROYED by Worms!  

   "Every apple that led me astray, be consumed by worms! I shall not desire you again, in Jesus' name!"

16. Shame, be COVERED by Divine Couture!  

    "Every fig leaf of guilt, be replaced by divine couture! I shall wear the glory of God, in Jesus' name!"

17. Serpent’s Tongue, be TIED!

   "Every silver-tongued serpent, I tie your tongue by fire! You shall speak no more lies, in Jesus' name!"

18. You Serpent, become a Museum Spectacle! 

     "Every serpent that deceived me, turn into a museum piece! You shall be an object of ridicule, in Jesus' name!"

Adam’s New Prayer Points:

19. Lying Serpent, become DUMB as a rock!  

    - "Every lying serpent, be dumb as a rock! You shall speak no more, in Jesus' name!"

20. Spirit of Disobedience, be CRUSHED under my heel!  

     "Every spirit of disobedience, be crushed under my heel! I reclaim my authority, in Jesus' name!"

21. Garden of Temptation, turn into a Sanctuary of Holiness!  

    "Every area of temptation, turn into a sanctuary of holiness! My garden shall reflect God's glory, in Jesus' name!"

22. You Serpent, receive a DIVINE EVICTION NOTICE!  

    "Every serpent in my life, receive your divine eviction notice! Get out of my garden, in Jesus' name!"

15. Serpent’s Plot, be UNRAVELED!  

    "Every plot of the serpent, be unraveled and exposed! Your schemes shall fail, in Jesus' name!"

16. You Devil’s Agent, be STRIPPED of your power!  

     "Every agent of the devil, be stripped of your power! You shall be powerless in my presence, in Jesus' name!"

17. Spirit of Fear, be EXPELLED from my life!  

    "Every spirit of fear hiding in the shadows, be expelled from my life! I walk in boldness, in Jesus' name!"

18. Forbidden Knowledge, be ERASED from my mind! 

    "Every forbidden knowledge, be erased from my mind! I shall dwell in the wisdom of God, in Jesus' name!"

19. Serpent’s Curse, be BROKEN by fire!  

    "Every curse spoken by the serpent, be broken by fire! My lineage shall be blessed, in Jesus' name!"

20. Spirit of Deception, be SWALLOWED by truth!  

     "Every spirit of deception, be swallowed up by the truth! The light of God shall guide my path, in Jesus' name!"

Eve’s New Prayer Points:

21. Deceptive Apple, be TURNED into Compost!  

    "Every apple of deception, turn into compost and disappear! My life shall bear good fruit, in Jesus' name!"

22. Serpent’s Trap, become a SNARE for the Serpent!  

    "Every trap laid by the serpent, become a snare for the serpent! Let the enemy fall into his own pit, in Jesus' name!"

23. Fear’s Stronghold, be TORN DOWN!  

    "Every stronghold of fear, be torn down by fire! I shall walk in freedom, in Jesus' name!"

24. Spirit of Guilt, be DROWNED in Mercy!  

     "Every spirit of guilt, be drowned in the ocean of God's mercy! I shall live in peace, in Jesus' name!"

25. You Snake, turn into a Statue of Shame!  

    "Every serpent, turn into a statue of shame! You shall be a monument of failure, in Jesus' name!"

26. Every Snake's Agenda, be NULLIFIED!  

    "Every agenda of the snake, be nullified and voided! My destiny shall not be altered, in Jesus' name!"

27. Deceiver’s Lies, be CONSUMED by fire! 

    "Every lie from the deceiver, be consumed by fire! The truth shall prevail in my life, in Jesus' name!"

28. You Slithering Serpent, become a SKELETON!  

     "Every slithering serpent, become a skeleton of your former self! You shall have no power over me, in Jesus' name!"

29. Covering of Leaves, be REPLACED with Glory!  

    "Every covering of leaves, be replaced with the glory of God! I shall shine in His light, in Jesus' name!"

30. Serpent’s Lies, turn into LAUGHTER!  

    "Every lie told by the serpent, turn into laughter and be forgotten! I shall rejoice in the truth, in Jesus' name!"